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12 November 2012

Selena Gomez breaks it off with Justin Bieber

A few days ago, Selena Gomez finally dumped Justin Bieber.

Somehow this took a lot of people by surprise, including members of the press. This really just shows how blind all these people are. Anybody with half a brain should have seen this coming.

Here's a couple of reasons why Selena dumped Bieber.

1. He's gay. Looking at this picture below, can there really be any doubt? She did a flash forward to 5 years from now when most of his female fans will be sick and tired of Bieber, so he will finally have nothing to lose (and only some last gasp attention to gain) by calling a press conference to announce he has always been gay.





















2. She got tired of having to look so damn young. She looks about 13 in the picture below and it's all because she had to dress younger to match Bieber's barely-out-of-primary-school looks.

Well she's not 13. She's 20! She'd get many more movie roles if she could afford to look her age.